The Fourth World

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

jaedewilliams:

unexplained-events:

Burning Ammonium Dichromate 
This is also how you summon demons from the gates of hell

I’m sure that the first person to discover this reaction thought that’s exactly what they did.

jaedewilliams:

unexplained-events:

Burning Ammonium Dichromate 

This is also how you summon demons from the gates of hell

I’m sure that the first person to discover this reaction thought that’s exactly what they did.

thewhimsicalscatterbrain:

Y’ALL PSYCHED FOR HALLOWEEN?

Thank you to all my followers!!! Be safe and have a wonderful night. ;3

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

The headcanons are getting cheesy and it's dumb.
Anonymous
Jedi: May the force be with you
Catholic Jedi: And also with you
Have you added new people to the blog? Because the posts on the head cannons are starting to suck more and more. The writing isn't even on the picture it's off to the right and their just starting to suck all together.
Anonymous

blandmarvelheadcanons:

Hey wow, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Seriously, unfollow the blog if the effort we put in (effort from our free time  of our busy lives that we aren’t paid for mind you) isn’t up to your snuff of sitting around reading posts on your dash.

Because unless you’re submitting the headcanons since I know you damn sure aren’t making them, you have no right to complain about what other people are doing that you happen to benefit from.

You go you!!! These are your creative thoughts and you keep on doing you do!!!

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, now ur now princess protein

y0ur4veragekid:

tightvaginas:

monserratluna:

kickstartforever:

Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this.

True.

ALSO IN INDIA THIS HAPPENS IN INDIA HELLO

ALSO EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD

Shiiiit this happens in native reservations, in the HEART of “The Land of the Free” and it ain’t cool! Its out right ABOMINABLE!!!!

y0ur4veragekid:

tightvaginas:

monserratluna:

kickstartforever:

Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this.

True.

ALSO IN INDIA THIS HAPPENS IN INDIA HELLO

ALSO EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD

Shiiiit this happens in native reservations, in the HEART of “The Land of the Free” and it ain’t cool! Its out right ABOMINABLE!!!!