Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER
First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?
Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??
who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly
THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE
WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES
ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP
ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression
Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?
AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON
HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???
Burning Ammonium Dichromate
This is also how you summon demons from the gates of hell
I’m sure that the first person to discover this reaction thought that’s exactly what they did.
Y’ALL PSYCHED FOR HALLOWEEN?
Hey wow, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Seriously, unfollow the blog if the effort we put in (effort from our free time of our busy lives that we aren’t paid for mind you) isn’t up to your snuff of sitting around reading posts on your dash.
Because unless you’re submitting the headcanons since I know you damn sure aren’t making them, you have no right to complain about what other people are doing that you happen to benefit from.
You go you!!! These are your creative thoughts and you keep on doing you do!!!
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, now ur now princess protein
Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this.
ALSO IN INDIA THIS HAPPENS IN INDIA HELLO
ALSO EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
Shiiiit this happens in native reservations, in the HEART of “The Land of the Free” and it ain’t cool! Its out right ABOMINABLE!!!!